is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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