just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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