I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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