where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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