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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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