So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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