Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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