Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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