this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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