I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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