i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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