I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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