On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
why do cheetos always look like penises
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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