went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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