I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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