Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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