what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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