i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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