Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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