Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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