I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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