actually, I'm a sock model
Buhtt sex?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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