Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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