sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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