saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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