So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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