We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Drake has all the answers
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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