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(816): View more from Missouri

I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

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(330): View more from Ohio

When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...

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(407): View more from Florida

it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight

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(801): View more from Utah

I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.

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