brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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