Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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