yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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