he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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