Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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