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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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