My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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