I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
its not stalking. its research.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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