One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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