Its about making memories worth repressing
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Found the puke drawer
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm bleeding and have questions
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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