Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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