Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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