I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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