Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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