Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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