Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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