so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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