I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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