So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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