He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
try to milk me bitch
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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