I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
