I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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