Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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