I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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