Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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