She announced her abortion via fbk
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I think your dad took our porno
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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